Monday, January 12, 2009

Wahooo!


Thanks to Allison for this exciting listing! Yeah! Let's go buy a house! A house that looks oddly like a motel! But who am I to judge? My house looks oddly like a thrift store! So... go, househunters!

15 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh dear...I wonder what kind of....er....offers they are going to get??

Alissa Grosso said...

Could someone have uploaded the wrong picture from their camera? This is definitely a hotel/motel room, right?

Meg said...

Are we sure it's a house for sale, and not...say...her *ahem* uh, *ahem* you know what I mean. wink wink, nudge nudge.

Anonymous said...

Wow, her...um...wink wink, nudge nudge is 2,927sqft. Impressive (and disturbing)!!!

Anonymous said...

On the listing itself, right beneath this photo there's a button that says "View Flood Map". One of *those* parties, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Is someone trying to say that all of central NJ looks like a motel? Might not be too far from the truth...

bikerchick said...

Why, oh why does it say, "view flood map" right below her, um, her...nudge nudge well you go look at it then and tell me I'm not crazy!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't help that the description leads in with "Great Cul-De-Sac location!"

Anonymous said...

Real Estate Agents Gone Wild!!!

Moongrl722 said...

Can you buy it by the hour?

Anonymous said...

Clearly someone heard, "Now sit still and try to act like a lady!" one too many times from her overly strict grandmother. Now she's rebelled, claiming both her personal empowerment and evidently, some sort of flood risk.

Anonymous said...

ooh, her momma is gonna be maaaaad!

Anonymous said...

Its another incognito Girls Gone Wild Audition!!!

Megan said...

Why do I think this house sale is the result of a nasty, nasty divorce?

"THIS HOUSE COMES WITH WASHER, DRYER, AND STUPID CO-ED BIMBOS NAMED AMBER AND SHASTI FOR YOUR HUSBAND OF 13 YEARS!!!111ONE"

Unknown said...

You, too, can live in my vagina!