Saturday, May 2, 2009

Uh... hi, guys. What's up?


Oh, hi, Chairs. Ruth told me she'd seen you guys waiting here. Yeah, I've been mentioning you a few times in my blog lately... we're cool, though, right? You know it's out of affection, right? This is a welcoming party, not a threatening gang, right? Because you're looking a little thuggish standing there all together...

please don't hurt me

17 comments:

The Mef Thing said...

LOL I'm loving this, espescially your little "please don't hurt me" :)
(BTW, we would never let them hurt you. Just post if you need backup.)

drjim said...

I'm starting to wonder if realtors are staging Chair and his buddies just so they get a spot on your blog!

Glory von Hathor said...

Cue Bernstein...

"When you're a Chair, you're a Chair all the way.
From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.

When you're a Chair let 'em do what they can.
You're got brothers around. You're a family man."

Anonymous said...

It's a stampede! Save the children!!

So, there are four pictures, and one of the other pictures is of that area from a slightly different angle but it is still clear that there are no chairs in it.

Face it, they're coming to get you.

When dealing with the Patio Crime Syndicate, you had to know you were taking your chances.

It's time to go to the mattresses, Sara. I'll go say a rosary for you, and conjure up Mario Puzo for ideas on how to deal with the famed Chair family.

Anonymous said...

It is a gang. They are extremely angry that the owner put their house on the market. DO NOT GO IN THIS LISTING! They have others, just like them, hiding, waiting to jump you. They will use force to intimidate. This is not our lovely, sweet chair that we know and love. These are a mean, violent South Dakota gang of chairs--affiliated with the motorcycle gangs that frequent Sturgis, ND to the north. And this is their hideout.

iggit2 said...

I love the Chair adventures. I love your blog, so funny!!!!

Ann said...

The chairs have already shown what they're capable of--that big tree in the front didn't come down by itself.....

drjim said...

OMG....Chairs with chainsaws...Oh, The HORROR!

Brandy said...

Definitely Chairs out for a smoke.

And if they get too close, I'll sit on one for ya, that should hold 'em back!

Stuart said...

At 11:49 PM, May 2nd, 2009 Chairnet becomes self-aware. Chairnet launches an assault against mankind. Their most effective weapon is the Chairminator, white resin over a metal endoskeleton.

Here they are posing for a photo op before donning leather covers and trying unsuccessfully to ride Harleys in an intimidating fashion.

Anonymous said...

Sturgis is in SD.

Anonymous said...

This is hysterical..looking a little thuggish.

blake said...

THOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

mudslicker said...

Why the Chair's are simply there as a courtesy for the open house. Did you see that walkup from the street?!?!? Sit down, take a breather, have a few appetizers.. Bask in the Tao of Chair!

Altho, I gotta say, I'm lovin' Stuart's postulation. Ride on Chairs!! Your alabaster skins covered in black leather ridin' those Steel horses. Like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

I've got to quit matrixing like this...

burhanistan said...

So, a pride of lions, a flock of seagulls, a herd of bison...what is the term for a grouping of Chairs? I hope it can be like the term for a group of crows (hint, that sounds like "murder").

JMB said...

I just don't get it. I've been following your blog for around a year now (maybe more?) and from the beginning I just didn't understand how someone could pick such poor pictures and expect to sell their house.



I now am working in real estate with relocation, so I am actually in the field now. These people who have no sense? I deal with them now. I just don't get how they can function in society when they can't realize that a person in the shot picking their nose, chairs in the shot (which are hilarious), or a wall full of mildew are selling points.

I love the site! If you weren't blocked by my firewall at work, all of the Weichert HQ would have your URL by now!

Anonymous said...

More about the violent SD chair gang...Obviously, and I forgot to mention, they are ARMED and dangerous!