Make s'mores in bed!
Have heart-to-heart discussions in the intimate conversation nook!
All this could be yours for just US$1,600 a month! Call now! Or not.
(Found by Ashling.)
It's the first Hawaiian loveliness, found by Allon! And it finds me deeply confused. I've never been to Hawaii, so I don't know... but is this normal? Like, the same way that people in other states have dog houses, Hawaiians have small-scale pig farms?
I'm presuming pig farms are standard, because there's no explicit mention of it in the listing... and it does seem like something you might want to point out. It goes a bit beyond the "Oh, I thought you knew the pool table wasn't included" homebuying confusion I'm used to.
I wilt in hot weather, and humidity makes me cry... so I'm off to Chicago! If you're at the BlogHer convention, please find me and say hello. I'll be the one with no social skills pretending that no, I didn't really want to mingle, I'll just stand here and stare at the wall happily, tra la la...
Comment moderation is going to be even slower than usual the next few days. Sorry. Bigots and spammers are why we can't have nice things.
Wish you were there,
P.S. Home now. Here are a few quick notes on the conference.
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