tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post2722528452064907026..comments2023-06-28T02:56:00.473-07:00Comments on It's Lovely! I'll Take It!: Ladies of the WorldUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-30555624943564593492009-01-18T14:18:00.000-08:002009-01-18T14:18:00.000-08:00Just found your blog, you've posted one of my list...Just found your blog, you've posted one of my listings (the one about the toaster oven, new construction circa 1955) Anyway, I HEART THIS BLOG! Keep it up, this made my day. Look forward to seeing more!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-51846745259800598082009-01-15T20:47:00.000-08:002009-01-15T20:47:00.000-08:00Holy clone repeat, batman!Holy clone repeat, batman!Juliethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08324087685276626472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-24151528817266736942009-01-10T17:26:00.000-08:002009-01-10T17:26:00.000-08:00While that is a hilarious photo I'd have to say th...While that is a hilarious photo I'd have to say the photography room is the deal breaker for me. I think someone vomited pink all over it.Miahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05547802557833305051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-51688459803331512132009-01-08T19:25:00.000-08:002009-01-08T19:25:00.000-08:00Well.. wow. I always suspected Karitane was a litt...Well.. wow. I always suspected Karitane was a little weird.. but this?! Ms Cadogan (whose numerous ads I've seen gracing the local paper) unfortunately fails to mention the rather un-splendid smell that often emanates from the estuary she lives beside.. and the commercial fishing wharf that's situated about 100m down the coast line.. Can I hear a 'mmm fish'?AgentDeVoyageshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07377503282493203195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-72387288989237934222009-01-08T17:02:00.000-08:002009-01-08T17:02:00.000-08:00What?!!! Nice one!!What?!!! Nice one!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-86078869263755844432009-01-08T15:35:00.000-08:002009-01-08T15:35:00.000-08:00This reminds me of those Cialis commercials in the...This reminds me of those Cialis commercials in the States, where the older couple is sitting in a couple of claw foot tubs overlooking a valley, planning their next impromptu trystSassySparkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11124814663391290645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-21814932917366343822009-01-08T11:49:00.000-08:002009-01-08T11:49:00.000-08:00I have this strange, subliminal feeling... I'm not...I have this strange, subliminal feeling... I'm not sure where it's coming from... but I think... maybe I'm psychic! ... I think maybe Liz's favorite color might be pink. Just a hunch though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-25279830176470278622009-01-08T11:40:00.000-08:002009-01-08T11:40:00.000-08:00Bill's Bayou-Your analysis cracked me up... I did...Bill's Bayou-<BR/><BR/>Your analysis cracked me up... I didn't notice so many of those things you pointed out!!! I think this listed is my favorite thus far.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-77410019484014774842009-01-08T09:01:00.000-08:002009-01-08T09:01:00.000-08:00That is so creepy, like the painting on friends.That is so creepy, like the painting on friends.High Power Rocketryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11537203640644706903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-11604868588620651292009-01-08T07:04:00.000-08:002009-01-08T07:04:00.000-08:00When will the realtors realize... it's got to be ...When will the realtors realize... it's got to be funky, sexy ladies?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-73452041481790042612009-01-08T05:05:00.000-08:002009-01-08T05:05:00.000-08:00Is there another tub next to it, with a male manne...Is there another tub next to it, with a male mannequin in it? It could be an ad for mannequin cialis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-22390825036330469602009-01-07T22:39:00.000-08:002009-01-07T22:39:00.000-08:00Two things I just have to add as the proud submiss...Two things I just have to add as the proud submission-maker of this listing...(very very proud)<BR/><BR/>1) I've driven by this house and wondered, "What type of people paint their house that colour, really?". Did a genie hear me musing? <BR/>2) I can just imagine the rationale; <BR/>"Well, we can't have a naked person in the photo"<BR/>"No, that would be really inappropriate"<BR/>"But we can't <I>not</I> show the tub, it's such a feature!"<BR/><BR/>Thanks for making me feel special Sara, you rock...and for continuing to share the NZ-love around.Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13036771991388790103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-61837386731532387252009-01-07T16:15:00.000-08:002009-01-07T16:15:00.000-08:00Bolivia.....amphibia!Bolivia.....amphibia!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-12443879244384702242009-01-07T14:05:00.000-08:002009-01-07T14:05:00.000-08:00Good Lord, where do I begin? Photo 1 in the galle...Good Lord, where do I begin? Photo 1 in the gallery, of course. <BR/><BR/>Compare #1 with #13. Note the aerial shot's reproduction of photographic artifacts. This is because Liz (we'll get to her later) has edited the coast VERY POORLY! The beach in #1 and most of the shoreline cottage have been washed away by her use of the clone tool. Hint to Liz: Don't wear mittens when using a computer. What could she possibly be hiding with that <BR/><BR/>#4 & #8: the views out of the windows are hatchet jobs sloppily pasted into the walls. Nasty work, there.<BR/><BR/>#6: Liz carried that tub all the way from one photo down to the shore in another photo (using a Chinese knock-off version of Photoshop). Note the lack of shadow and fuzzy rocks. Unless, of course, the rocks are indeed fuzzy in kiwi land.<BR/><BR/>#7: Is that a vacation photo? The property is on the shore. Why show us a shot of a hilltop?<BR/><BR/>#11: Nothing like naked babies to sell a house...<BR/><BR/>#14: ..unless of course you want to show off the heavy fishing boats that'll roll past your back door every day at 3am.<BR/><BR/>#15: Is that Liz?<BR/><BR/>#17: ...because that's her photo gallery. Fred Sanford sold her most of the decorations for it. "Liz Cadogan: Photographer" or "Photobutcher" as your tastes apply.<BR/><BR/>#20: How much for just the rusty weed choked bicycle that you never use? I think she rode it to the bottom of the hill (#7) and couldn't go any further.<BR/><BR/>Here's some red flags from the description: <BR/>"Amazing Potential" means you better know a good contractor.<BR/>"Anyone with a bit of cash" means the contractors aren't cheap.<BR/>"Take my developments...further" means you'll also need an architect to correct what she did.<BR/>"Potential is Unlimited" means you're better off clearing the lot first.<BR/>"Bedroom is cosy" we all know to mean "small".<BR/>"River facing room is compact" is used because "cosy" would be an exageration.Bill's Bayouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03331988408236564308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-88889566179109789502009-01-07T14:03:00.000-08:002009-01-07T14:03:00.000-08:00Hahaha awesome. Firstly, Rateable Value is what le...Hahaha awesome. <BR/><BR/>Firstly, Rateable Value is what lets the local council determine how much you'll have to pay in rates, and, if the property market is in reasonable health, it will always be less than the market value. <BR/><BR/>Secondly, the listing is for Dunedin, which is pretty much as south as you can go in NZ, and we all know how weird southerners are!Demhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630289591961170113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-45131646640322329272009-01-07T12:28:00.000-08:002009-01-07T12:28:00.000-08:00The beach hut is for "hobbies of solitude"?The swe...The beach hut is for "hobbies of solitude"?<BR/><BR/>The sweet, innocent part of my brain is thinking, "oh, like if you prefer to do yoga or meditation alone, or if your hobby could disturb other people, like practicing the trumpet."<BR/><BR/>The evil, naughty part of my brain is thinking something else.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-73928368118546678882009-01-07T11:47:00.000-08:002009-01-07T11:47:00.000-08:00I don't care where the bathtub is, I want to live ...I don't care where the bathtub is, I want to live there!Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09821105000840199542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-27040178181962585032009-01-07T11:17:00.000-08:002009-01-07T11:17:00.000-08:00I am left with lots of questions??? First, aside ...I am left with lots of questions??? <BR/><BR/>First, aside from Lars girlfriend using it at the moment, is that really the hot tub by the river that the seller mentions? Does it get hot only when the temperatures are above 100 degrees F... <BR/><BR/>Second, are they really using their kids naked baby pictures to sell the house (pic 11)? Kids get mad enough if you show those to their new husbands or wives when they get older, let alone this!<BR/><BR/>Finally, I am not familiar with New Zealand real estate, but is rateable value the same as appraised value? If so do they really want me to pay an extra $99,000 for the doll in the "hot tub"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-7801706665870707662009-01-07T10:29:00.000-08:002009-01-07T10:29:00.000-08:00Ahhh, love the Conchords references! I was confus...Ahhh, love the Conchords references! I was confused at first but once I saw the amount of bright pink I knew everything would be all right.Blankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12557056768995908302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-2459717863175707272009-01-07T09:07:00.000-08:002009-01-07T09:07:00.000-08:00It's Lars' girlfriend from 'Lars and the Real Girl...It's Lars' girlfriend from 'Lars and the Real Girl'. Apparently, she left Lars to spend some quality time in New Zealand.<BR/><BR/>The house looks ... interesting. The location is pretty awesome and it's got a lot of potential.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09090301344756520421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-10818806062082668272009-01-07T08:37:00.000-08:002009-01-07T08:37:00.000-08:00"Ladies of the World" and New Zealand? Did someone..."Ladies of the World" and New Zealand? Did someone named Jemaine submit this one???Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11400303533695970111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-73480249441186267612009-01-07T08:28:00.000-08:002009-01-07T08:28:00.000-08:00So that's where the husband stashes his blow-up co...So that's where the husband stashes his blow-up companion.<BR/><BR/>OR she was real but is now dead and will be pushed into the water at nightfallLulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-78022174508927581692009-01-07T08:02:00.000-08:002009-01-07T08:02:00.000-08:00What!?! "carport under balcony".What!?! "carport under balcony".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-10088870005376110472009-01-07T07:43:00.000-08:002009-01-07T07:43:00.000-08:00I am totally putting Househunting in New Zealand o...I am totally putting Househunting in New Zealand on my list of things to do before I die! The goofiest posts on this blog come from there.hamburkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03953405992631372956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8548832815603141151.post-63587443050200128712009-01-07T07:13:00.000-08:002009-01-07T07:13:00.000-08:00The buyers contract would have to stipulate if the...The buyers contract would have to stipulate if the "Real Doll" gentleman's play doll was left or went with owner. Perhaps that's a store dummy as artwork or a "suggested use" but it is goofy. I'll give it that much.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com