It would've been easy to not include the ripped, upside-down sofa in this photo, so I presume there's a good reason for it being here. Like... ah...
Unless! Maybe this was the best photo possible. Maybe there's something really awful just out of the shot. Like a ripped, upside-down sofabed. Now, that would be nuts.
There are many bad photos in this listing that lizinsac found. But I pick this one, because it's the most pointless. There is absolutely no reason for this photo.
You want potential buyers to know that there's a washer and dryer? The house is too messy to respectably take a photo? THEN JUST SAY IN THE LISTING THAT THERE'S A WASHER AND DRYER. Especially if it's just a normal washer and dryer, not a fancy-pants front-loading, energy efficient, as seen on "Lost" washer and dryer.
mumble mumble mumble some people mumble mumble mumble
I AM YOUR WASHING MACHINE! YOU MUST FEED ME! FEED ME! OR I WILL INVADE YOUR KITCHEN IN SEARCH OF DISHTOWELS TO EAT! RRRRRRR!
Roy found this house, and points out how similar the linoleum is to a certain childhood pastime... man, I used to be good at this.
Space Invaders made by Neave Games
Please listen to this music while looking at the photo above:
...and then please worry for a moment or two about my sanity.
Good night, sleep tight, be prepared to be attacked by hordes of bedbugs, see you in the morning!
These charming pots were found by Roy. "Big pots, little pots, flying pots," he says. "Pots on parade."
Pots!
(I really do sort of like the pots. I do not know why.)
This is where they made pitstops while filming this scene:
Yes. This is exactly the home situation I want to move in to. Thank you. And look, here I am driving my car, about to smash right into the house. Hope that's okay!
From this photo, we learn that a) the tap water tastes band, and b) they have a fly infestation. So the real estate agent posted this because... I don't know why.
Bzzzzz.... rock it right.
As soon as I saw this photo, I imagined the picture (embroidery?) on the wall singing "Hello, Dolly," and now I can't get that image out of my mind. The listing, intriguingly, says "IMPORTANT-SEE PRIVATE REMARKS" -- I wonder if it has anything to do with that?
If you're going to have only one interior photo in your listing, as in this one Roy found, you might as well try to cram as much as possible into it. Quick! The fireplace! The wallhangings! Grab the sofa! Houseplants, where are the houseplants, there they are... the stroller! Is there room for the high chair? More chairs, lots of chairs! What else? The baby, toss the baby in, toss the baby!
If you were going to use Photoshop's stamper tool to fill in a front yard, wouldn't you do something a little nicer than "dead grass, dead grass, dead grass"? (And what the heck, make the house pretty while you're at it, too.)
Found by Frederick.
Well, I don't know... the house seems okay, but I was looking for something that had been broken into lately. What? Really? Great!
For families who really like playing Red Light, Green Light. Really like it. Perhaps at a professional level.
Julia found this explicit illustration of what your washer and dryer get up to when you're not home. Oh, the shame.
