When spin art goes very, very wrong. And zombies are involved.

Ahhhhh! I warned you about the zombie Chair mob, but did you listen to me? Nooooo!


(Found by Johnathan on seattlebubble.)

Welcome to Sunny Florida *sobs*

Oh, God. You could buy this house and then kill yourself, or you could just kill yourself now and save yourself the closing costs. This is as cheery as it gets, despite being almost one million bucks, in Palm Beach, and steps from the beach.

(Found by Melissa.)

No pot of gold at the end of this rainbow

Sure, you think a leprechaun's life is easy, don't you? All pipes and gold and jigs and smiles. But no. Sometimes the gold isn't enough. Sometimes a leprechaun can't take the thought of fixing one more pair of shoes. And when the pressure to keep that laughter coming becomes too much...

(Found by PJ & Jen. Please donate to the Society for Leprechaun Mental Health Services today.)

Plan B

Josh found this listing, and pointed out something I didn't see right away: "Mmmh. A foreclosure that is empty except for a red, 1-gallon can of gasoline." Whoops.

Buy now! Won't last long!

THEY'RE MELTING! THEY'RE MELTING!

kw found these photos. I'm not one for using my kids photos on craigslist, so this kind of makes sense. On the other hand, OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?!?

So it's kind of a toss up.

Everybody say "I like it!"

The house, the house, the house is on fire!

We don't need no water 'cause it's actually just paint


(Found by Toni.)

Exterminate! Exterminate! With marshmallows on top!

Run, stove, run! Oh no... it didn't make it out in time.

Who could've done such a terrible thing? Why, it was none other than the evil YAMBOT. Half sweet potato, half robot, all villain.

(Found by Be This Way.)

"Enjoy the Front Porch with your very own porch swing!"

*bonk*

Ow!

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Ow!


(Found by Kristy)

Good flowers.

Flowers! Get down from there immediately!



Oh, you just have too much energy. Fine. Fetch my hat, please. Hat! Fetch the hat! Good flowers.



All right! Here we go!


Walkies!

(Found by Giuliana)

Don't invite Lentil

"Honey, I'm home! What's for dinner?"

"Lemons."

"Lemon chicken?"

"No. Lemons."

"Greek Lemon Soup?"

"No. Lemons."

"Salmon with lemon garnish?"

"No. Lemons. Just lemons. It's a cry for help. Grab some forks, will you?"

Cleans up real good

Before! After! At least I hope I have these two photos, found by Roy, in the right order...

I think this is how tornados are made

"Chili too hot?" writes Roy. "I've got your answer."

Yet another fish story

OK, I give up. There must be some reason why people post photos of fish in their real estate listings, because there are just so damn many of them.

Found by Meg (I think).

"$53000 22 Hours 15 minutes Left On This Wholesale Price"

Hi! Um... I was just thinking of... you know... buying your house. Is that okay?

(Found by Mallory.)

Needs TLC

Yes, this is really a photo from a listing... but unfortunately it's almost incomprehensible, so it's impossible to tell what's going on (unless you read an article about it, but that's no fun).

"Marry a Princess Lost in America / Create the Magic with this Fairy Tale Princess," it says. "There is also a 1st floor Powder room."

(via Metafilter)