NOW YOU WILL BE CHEERFUL.

Sorry, sorry, listings have been grim lately. Here! Cheerful! So CHEERFUL! GRITTED TEETH CHEERFUL! BE CHEERFUL, DAMN IT! NO GROCERIES UNTIL YOU'RE CHEERFUL!

(From a listing found earlier by Solvi.)

I'll bring the paintball guns, you bring the ketchup

Behind this bland exterior lurks...

... the best darn room for a toddler's birthday party ever! Yeah! Somebody cue up the Dan Zanes CD, it's time for Pin the Magnetic Tail on the Whatever the Hell that is!


(Found by Solvi.)

ixnay on the athroombay

toilet: Do you think anyone's noticed we've snuck into the living room?

tub: Shhhh! Just act natural. Dum de dum de dum...

sink: OH HAI GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Paku-paku-paku-paku

Unfortunately I can't read the listing, so I don't know if they accept World of Warcraft gold for the rent. Perhaps they prefer Sims money? Or pac-dots?

No pressure, no pressure

I swear, there are scientists in labcoats sitting just out of the shot, clipboards in hand, ready to take notes on how long it takes you to... um... do laundry, if you're lucky.