I think that I shall never see

Frikkin' trees. Mulch 'em all, let the worms sort them out: that's my motto.


(Found by Kalissa. Warning: samba music.)

Listings, red in tooth and claw

Oh, my. I'm about as far from a raw vegan as you can get while still having opposable thumbs, but still I do not find dead little glassy eyeballs and bloody guts to be appealing.

Found by Kristin; found by Annie.

Don't despair, cleaning supplies!

Don't worry, random collection of stuff! Jessica has found a friend for you.

And now... back to the ugly.

When I first glanced at this listing found by Freelance Writer, I thought it was tile behind the toilet. But.... no:

Pedal faster! Faster!

This is a joke, right? Right? Please? It looks like it's a photo of a photo. That's what I'm choosing to believe. (As to why it's in a real estate listing... well, who knows.)

Found by Jen -- thanks.

P.S. Yes, I know it's not real toilet in the house. That's not the point.