Stagers? Pshaw.

It does feel like home, it's true. (They're asking $875,000, by the way.)

It's all about finding the right house for us

This house would be great for us, because we look like this:


...but unfortunately my son has an eraser for a head, so we'll keep looking.

The "restaurant in Havana" look is a big selling point.

Or maybe it's a really cheerful morgue? From here.

But is there RV parking?

If this is a photo they thought looked good, what could the bad ones have looked like? From here.

UPDATE: They removed this photo! Spoilsports. Sensible spoilsports.

The eyes... they follow me around the room...

Five bucks says it's a painting of the real estate agent. From here.

FAQ

Q: Are there really any frequently asked questions?

A: Nah, but the template I'm trying out has a link for them and it amuses me to think that there are. Maybe some day...

Blogtastic! Press clippings and other thrilling mentions.

Slate: Hipsters, Tempura Burgers, and Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves

William Gibson: [a Twitter post]

Money Magazine: The Money 100

San Francisco Chronicle: Snark-a-licious!!!

Apartment Therapy: It's Lovely, I'll Take It! Real Estate Photo Blunders

The New York Times: The Digital Ramble | Creative Processing

New Zealand Herald: Sideswipe

The Sydney Morning Herald: Competition puts added touch to the sales pitch

Birmingham Post: The iPhone knows what you want ... and where you are (No, really.)

Blogger: Blogs of Note

Metafilter: Major selling point: Trash can lids