The photo that started this all.

I saw this photo a few days ago, but the listing was gone next time I looked. I was so happy to see it again on another website. Hello, doorknob.

The sofa, furious, stormed off, taking the cushions with it.

The empty pillowcases were left to fend for themselves in the corner.

Not even trying.

It's in my budget... yet, I resist.

So... calm.

There's just no pleasing me. I complain if there's too much furniture; I complain if the house is an empty void.

Included: oven, plants, fridge, plants, water cooler, plants

The furniture is gone, but the plants remain. As do the dog food bowls. The house has a sort of The World Without Us air about it... (It's mine for just half a million bucks -- which goes well with the half a year it's been listed for.)

It's as if I already lived there.

From this photo, we learn that the house has a floor. And some walls.

So that's what chairs look like.

What is this supposed to tell me -- a potential buyer -- about the house? That it has walls?