A ten-minute walk from Bill Gates's house.

So this is how the other half lives. I wonder if Bill ever strolls by on his postprandial constitutionals?

And yet, I say "no thank you."

This is how it looks when they try to sell it. Imagine what it looked like before they gussied it up.

If we sell it, we don't have to clean it.

Listed for 213 days so far... The house has two kitchens, so if you don't like that one, just use the spare:

Shhhh.

Shhh. We're sneaking up on the listing. Only a quarter of a million bucks, and all this can be yours.

The photo that started this all.

I saw this photo a few days ago, but the listing was gone next time I looked. I was so happy to see it again on another website. Hello, doorknob.

The sofa, furious, stormed off, taking the cushions with it.

The empty pillowcases were left to fend for themselves in the corner.

Not even trying.

It's in my budget... yet, I resist.