"Good location, good house with some work."
"Giant squid in bathtub stays."
I would name her Snowy and let her take all the baths she wanted.
"Giant squid in bathtub stays."
I would name her Snowy and let her take all the baths she wanted.

This house reminds me of somewhere else... where was it?
Oh. Right.
What is this? Is it a desirable feature? If not, why include it in the listing?
Is it just me, or is this photo supposed to make one think of starting a grow room? Is that what "huge grassy yard with tons of opportunity" means in Realtor-speak?

What is it? And why?
On the other hand... in the same house, we have this excellent paint job:
I really do like that. I'd quickly go insane if it were my room, but I'd just stick my kids in there. (They're already nuts, so it's okay.)
Let's see. I'll put the microwave here, in the middle of the kitchen:
And I'll stick the fridge here, in front of the window:
And the freezer? Um... here, that'll be fine. We never use the left side of the sink, anyway.
P.S. The fridge comes with the house.
This is the kitchen. You can see the sink over there, next to the fire extinguisher.
I guess it's really no different from all the unfinished projects I have around here -- a skirt that needs a zipper, a quilt that I haven't finished piecing together, and a whole (virtual) stack of unwritten books. So I'm lucky: my cast-aside projects are in the $0 - $25 range, not the $200,000 - $250,000 range.