Sunday, May 25, 2008

Oh my. Why can't all listings be like this?


(The house is no longer available. Sorry.)

Half a million bucks...


...and all this could be yours.

Ah! It has a corner.


From this photo, we learn that the house... um... has a floor. And it meets at least two of the walls, one of which has a window.

Friday, May 23, 2008

It's just a scratch.


According to the listing, this is a "Cosmetic Fixer." I can barely change a light bulb, so maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that once you're at the garbage-bag-on-the-nonexistent-wall stage of things you're past cosmetics.

Is this... good?


I don't know what this patch is, but it must be something good. Because otherwise it wouldn't be in the listing.

More work-triangle efficiency


It's useful to have the sink and the fridge close to each other. Maybe not quite this close...

Wall to wall to wall to wall to wall carpeting!


No. Carpet in the kitchen? That's just wrong.