The most squalid house of all
Ugh. Who could live like this?
Oh. Right. Me.
That's my house.
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
Your subliminal tricks will not work on me! This is not the same old place that I laughed about!
You don't really have to clean, you know.
Just shove all the crap over to one side so it doesn't show in the photo. It would take five minutes, tops.
Just wipe your hands on your jeans.
It's another staging gone wrong! In an attempt to get that Pottery Barn look so beloved by stagers, someone has... tied twine around the towels?
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Pick a door, any door...
Is it just my vertigo acting up, or does this room defy the laws of space and time?
Eh, good enough
"What do you think -- is there anything else we could do to make the house look like it's worth half a million?"
"Nah. We're done. Take the photo and let's slap it up on the Web."
Monday, June 2, 2008
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