Spooooky chair dressed up like a ghooooost.... (but we know it's not a vampire chair because we can see its reflection).
The listing includes this line: "In 2001, the owners had a vision for this waterfront beauty w/ inspiration from the artist, Thomas Kinkade." I'm more of a Vladimir Tretchikoff gal, myself, but I try not to let it influence me too much.
Your subliminal tricks will not work on me! This is not the same old place that I laughed about!
Just shove all the crap over to one side so it doesn't show in the photo. It would take five minutes, tops.
It's another staging gone wrong! In an attempt to get that Pottery Barn look so beloved by stagers, someone has... tied twine around the towels?
Is it just my vertigo acting up, or does this room defy the laws of space and time?
"What do you think -- is there anything else we could do to make the house look like it's worth half a million?"
"Nah. We're done. Take the photo and let's slap it up on the Web."
