Trying too hard (although Miss Skelly did get me to look)

Pull your skirt up over your head while you're at it, will you?

Whoops.

I bet they felt so stupid when they realized they'd put the shingles on the wrong side of the roof.

"Not for the faint-hearted. Bring your guts and checkbook."

Eeeek! It's another carpeted kitchen!

...At least I hope it is. Because if that isn't carpeting, it's very, very furry linoleum.

Here a meow, there a meow, everywhere a meow meow

I wonder how many cats were in the photos they didn't use?

We like roses. Do you like roses?

We like roses.

Railings are for wimps.

There's a slight chance that that balcony isn't up to code.

I see London, I see France...

Tee hee hee.