Delicious, but not practical. (And not really delicious.)

This kitchen seems to have been tiled with Zots.

It's lovey! I already took it!

This is how my house looks today. Really.


It's the first week of summer vacation, so me, my kids, and my husband are actually going to try to spend some time together. If there's a delay in my approving comments or replying to e-mails, please don't take it personally; I'm just off drinking a Tom Collins and teaching my preschooler how to shoot skeet.

For sale by the Hanso Foundation

I know this neighborhood well. It is not a dark and foreboding tropical island. It is not run by the Dharma Initiative. At least I don't think it is.

(blush)

It's just me, isn't it.

Trying too hard (although Miss Skelly did get me to look)

Pull your skirt up over your head while you're at it, will you?

Whoops.

I bet they felt so stupid when they realized they'd put the shingles on the wrong side of the roof.

"Not for the faint-hearted. Bring your guts and checkbook."

Eeeek! It's another carpeted kitchen!

...At least I hope it is. Because if that isn't carpeting, it's very, very furry linoleum.