Does the dog come with the house? Does the sofa? If not, why is there a photo of them -- a photo that shows nothing about the house?
I take it back. It does show something about the house. Something about what to expect if you go visit it. But perhaps this is something that the seller should consider not advertising.
This kitchen seems to have been tiled with Zots.
This is how my house looks today. Really.
It's the first week of summer vacation, so me, my kids, and my husband are actually going to try to spend some time together. If there's a delay in my approving comments or replying to e-mails, please don't take it personally; I'm just off drinking a Tom Collins and teaching my preschooler how to shoot skeet.
I know this neighborhood well. It is not a dark and foreboding tropical island. It is not run by the Dharma Initiative. At least I don't think it is.
Pull your skirt up over your head while you're at it, will you?
