The importance of planning ahead

"I'm done securing the doors and windows. Have you taken all the photos you need?"

"Yup. Pack it up, and let's get out of here."

"So we'll just walk out through the... $#^@*&!!!"

My first thought is not "I'll take a refreshing dip!"

Eeew.

Squawk!

I like to imagine that the homeowner perches in this hanging chair and talks to the two stuffed birds on their little swings. (But by "like to imagine" I actually mean "am terribly afraid.")

Dreary. So very dreary.

This is perhaps the most soul-destroying photo I've ever seen on a real estate listing. Its bleakness has sapped my ability to write. Excuse me -- I need to go sit outside for a while.

Colorblind painters need work, too

"Oh crap, someone wrote on the wall here..."
"Eh, don't worry -- just paint over it and nobody will notice."

Perhaps that's a spotlight outside the window

No, no, the room gets plenty of sunlight. It's not dark at all. Why do you ask?

Needs TLC

Yes, this is really a photo from a listing... but unfortunately it's almost incomprehensible, so it's impossible to tell what's going on (unless you read an article about it, but that's no fun).

"Marry a Princess Lost in America / Create the Magic with this Fairy Tale Princess," it says. "There is also a 1st floor Powder room."

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