This 414 square foot studio seems to have two kitchens. Maybe the bottom one is a real kitchen, and they wisely moved all the appliances to the other corner to take the photo... and then forgot to move them out of the way for the second photo?
Yeah, it's a mobile home, but really: if the asking price is a mere quarter million, there's only so much effort you can expect the seller to put into the listing.
True, the house would look like this five minutes after I moved in. But shouldn't listings be a bit more aspirational?
But don't be turned off. This house has other fine qualities, like... um... a large, spray-painted, backwards "j":
And an outdoor dining area!
It's a very narrow hallway leading to a very little door that's three feet off the ground. Perhaps I will move here, and make my kids sleep in the very little room when they're bad. Or maybe I'll store very little things here. Like cookies.
(See! I end on a cheerful note! So my tasteless joke is okay! And my kids never read this anyway... as far as I know. Maybe they do have wifi up in the attic. And yes, I know it's not really a split level. I don't care. Pfffft!)
Is it included in the sale? They don't mention "big heap o' junk" in the listing, so it's not clear.
"I'm done securing the doors and windows. Have you taken all the photos you need?"
"Yup. Pack it up, and let's get out of here."
"So we'll just walk out through the... $#^@*&!!!"
