Monday, July 14, 2008

Do you suppose all Earth creatures behave like that-a-way?



Found by Mary, a realtor in Nebraska. Thank you for sharing. If this is one of the houses you're selling... well, it will make the right person very happy.

And before anyone gets all het up -- she typed "realtor" with a lower-case "r" and I'm just copying her and I have no opinion on "Realtor" vs "realtor" vs "real estate agent" vs whatever.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Hey, what's under the tarp?



No... on second thought, maybe I'd rather not know.

This house is being sold not only "as is," but "where is," according to the listing. It never crossed my mind that location was up for discussion. Perhaps I should try to renegotiate my house into having a view of the Caribbean.

UP and down, and UP and down...



Twenty push ups every day will strengthen your house's foundation.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Dum de dum de dum...



Oh, hi, honey. Nope, just taking some photos. No need to get up. I'm not selling the house or anything. Gotta go!

C'mon, lamp! Come with us!



Off to celebrate the 4th of July, the chairs march out of the room.

"FHA rehabilitation loan is adviseable on this property."


And with this loan, you can fix this... uh... corner? Floating ceiling? Interior? Exterior? I have no idea.

I LOVE YOU TINA


Know what's lovely? Suddenly finding a whole bunch of people who are just as nosy as you are. Thank you, Metafilter!

An example of this excellence: in a comment for one of my old posts, becca jo pointed out the photo above. How could I have missed it and all its romantic glory?