Butter? Parquet!

Found by dw, a longboater and househunter, who saw them in the Seattle PI: these excellent walls. I really do like how they look -- is that so wrong? But I am glad the homeowner stopped himself before he veneered the ceiling...

It gives a lovely light

Another delight from Mary, the Nebraskan realtor. Yes, it's a wood-burning stove. Suspended from the ceiling. In the basement.

Fine -- I'll do it myself

I think the sofa is trying to push the chair out of the photo.

Do you suppose all Earth creatures behave like that-a-way?

Found by Mary, a realtor in Nebraska. Thank you for sharing. If this is one of the houses you're selling... well, it will make the right person very happy.

And before anyone gets all het up -- she typed "realtor" with a lower-case "r" and I'm just copying her and I have no opinion on "Realtor" vs "realtor" vs "real estate agent" vs whatever.

Hey, what's under the tarp?

No... on second thought, maybe I'd rather not know.

This house is being sold not only "as is," but "where is," according to the listing. It never crossed my mind that location was up for discussion. Perhaps I should try to renegotiate my house into having a view of the Caribbean.

UP and down, and UP and down...

Twenty push ups every day will strengthen your house's foundation.

Dum de dum de dum...

Oh, hi, honey. Nope, just taking some photos. No need to get up. I'm not selling the house or anything. Gotta go!