A time-saving technique

By moving into a pre-stickered, pre-fingerprinted, pre-scrawled upon house, you save the time it would take to do it yourself.

Hop hop hop smash

I would be unable to resist playing Don't Let Your Feet Touch The Burning-Hot Lava if I visited this house. And then I would be kicked out, because -- and I'm good at reading subtle signs like this -- I have a feeling that the owners aren't really "Go ahead and roughhouse, kids!" people.

Thanks, Maura.

Lemme out!

John from Portland sensibly asks: "Just what do they have trapped in the toilet?"

500 mirrors in the house and yet I go out dressed like this.

From Matt comes this... um... exciting approach to decorating.

Comes with walls. And a floor.

From Jorge:

my fiance and i are looking for apartments, this was her IM to me

[20:20] : mi amor
[20:20] : i gotta think that there is something wrong with some people's minds
[20:20] : look at this
[20:20] : http://hartford.craigslist.org/apa/754440330.html
[20:20] : that picture has no significance whatsoever

*squints*

Yeah, I have days like this too.

They sell disposable cameras at the drug store, you know

Call me a spendthrift, but I think when you're asking over $500,000 for a house it's okay to splurge on a camera. Go on. It's fine. You don't have to use your cell phone to take the photo.