Oooooohhhh....

Found by Deb, who points out that $699,000 is a good price for a haunted house.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

According to the listing, this is a "FUSSY ENCLOSED BACK YARD."

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Shhh. Don't wake him up. I have a funny surprise for him after his nap. I'm selling the house, tee hee hee!

A time-saving technique

By moving into a pre-stickered, pre-fingerprinted, pre-scrawled upon house, you save the time it would take to do it yourself.

Hop hop hop smash

I would be unable to resist playing Don't Let Your Feet Touch The Burning-Hot Lava if I visited this house. And then I would be kicked out, because -- and I'm good at reading subtle signs like this -- I have a feeling that the owners aren't really "Go ahead and roughhouse, kids!" people.

Thanks, Maura.

Lemme out!

John from Portland sensibly asks: "Just what do they have trapped in the toilet?"

500 mirrors in the house and yet I go out dressed like this.

From Matt comes this... um... exciting approach to decorating.