If I had a spare two million...

You come here for the snark, I know, I know. But look at this! Look at this wallpaper! How excellent is this? I just had to share. (Plus some people will think it's hideous, so we all win!)

Immaculate

Someone, buy this house! You know that anyone who would use this many plastic slipcovers is selling a spotless home.

I once saw a living room set in a thrift store, still with the plastic slipcovers. The owner had lived with the plastic covers for years, sweating away each summer, rustling away each winter -- and never, ever took the covers off. They were always being saved for... for what?

Don't be like that person.

Hi... er... don't let us bother you...

We'll find our own way out. Sorry!

Good... doggy?

Please please please tell me the person isn't included.

At least the lid is down.

Eric found this delightful house. There's so much that's wrong here -- the photo itself, the door (wall?) blocking the way, the walls which are... um... melting?

Oooooohhhh....

Found by Deb, who points out that $699,000 is a good price for a haunted house.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

According to the listing, this is a "FUSSY ENCLOSED BACK YARD."