"City says stay out."

"Interior of home is currently NOT available for viewing. DO NOT ENTER," says the listing. And so we sneak up on it, through the bushes, camera-phone in hand...

Just out of frame: a pterodactyl opening cans

This Flintstones-style kitchen was found by Otter. Thank you!

Ow. Ow. Ow. Quit poking me!

"What's wrong with this house for it to have $150K knocked off it?" asks dw. "Is it the mossy roof? The ugly kitchen? Or is it the GIANT POINTER OF DOOM IN THE FRONT YARD???"

One fish, two fish... no, wait, never mind, just one fish.

Is that a dead goldfish setting the tone? Why, yes. I believe it is.

Nothing good ever happened here.

I know the idea of buying a fixer-upper is that you fix it up, get rid of the previous owner's decorating ideas, and make it your own. But could you ever wipe the memory of this from your mind?

Poke it! Go on!

You know you want to poke it.

*pokes*

*shrieks*

*runs away*

Peek-a-boo!

Another disturbing find by John from Portland. "Why did they want the deck raised?" he asks. "Planning on a 2nd floor someday? Peek in the neighbor's hot tub?"