Shows what I know.

It's another double TV! I guess it's just... um... something people do.

I'll burn you!

The heater is nervously hugging the wall, hoping the stove won't see it. Who will win the battle of the heat sources? Oh, the suspense!

TV eye

Why two TV sets? Why is the curtain partway open? Why not move the vacuum cleaner out of the way? Did Mary, the Nebraskan realtor, find it because she has to try to sell it? Why? Why? Why?

"City says stay out."

"Interior of home is currently NOT available for viewing. DO NOT ENTER," says the listing. And so we sneak up on it, through the bushes, camera-phone in hand...

Just out of frame: a pterodactyl opening cans

This Flintstones-style kitchen was found by Otter. Thank you!

Ow. Ow. Ow. Quit poking me!

"What's wrong with this house for it to have $150K knocked off it?" asks dw. "Is it the mossy roof? The ugly kitchen? Or is it the GIANT POINTER OF DOOM IN THE FRONT YARD???"

One fish, two fish... no, wait, never mind, just one fish.

Is that a dead goldfish setting the tone? Why, yes. I believe it is.