Rented a tent, a tent, a tent

Amanda found this interesting bit of home decorating. I'm sure there are good reasons for setting up a tent inside your house. Like... um... you have kids who are having a slumber party and are pretending to be camping. Or you're sealing the seams and just don't care about that whole "well-ventilated room" thing.

I'm not sure there are good reasons for having the set-up tent included in the listing when you try to sell your house.

Run, bathtub, run!

Run as fast as your little clawfeet can take you! And save the houseplant, too!

Note to self...

I like to think these say:

SINK
TOILET
BATHTUB

Yet there are no labels for the

TOILET PAPER
WALL
FLOOR

...which makes me sad.

An explanation.

Ah! So that's what you do with two TV sets. You multi-task!

"THIS IS NOT A REO WRECK OR FIXER UPPER"

Really? 'Cause I could swear this is a fixer upper. But the listing says "THIS HOME IS IN ABOVE AVERAGE CONDITION," and I don't argue with ALL CAPS.

Shows what I know.

It's another double TV! I guess it's just... um... something people do.

I'll burn you!

The heater is nervously hugging the wall, hoping the stove won't see it. Who will win the battle of the heat sources? Oh, the suspense!