Toga! Toga! Toga!

Is this a frat house? Why else would there be keg cups everywhere? And is that a Christmas decoration tossed down the stairs? I am confused, frightened. (And grateful to Kim for finding it.)

How? How does this happen?

How does a tub get in this condition? Do I really want to know? Probably not.

(I don't want to swim in) Chelsea

"Pool? Vortex?" asks househunter Amanda. Me, I'm just surprised that you can still get film for Polaroid Square Shooters.

Aaaahhhhhhhh!

Aaaaaahhhhhh!

*pause for breath*

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Yeah, nothing awkward about this at all

Found by Kandi, who asks: "Did someone die in this corner?!"

Suicide girls

No! Don't do it! Don't jump! You have so much to live for!

I shop at Ikea, too!

Yeah, we all have the drawers of leftover Allen wrenches and spare parts for the VCR. But do we all think to share them on our real estate listings? We do not. (Thank you, Carlos L!)