Excuse me, could you please scootch down... just a little... oh, never mind.

Watching commercials. In the middle of the day. On the floor. Sigh .

Really, it's totally my house to sell, I swear

Just because the listing is clearly a photo -- TAKEN THROUGH A WINDOW -- of another photo is no reason to be suspicious.

On second thought... is this a photo of a computer monitor? And if it is, does that make more sense? No. I think not.

Half a horse is better than... no, wait, that doesn't work.

Found by Kandi, who says "I wasn't convinced this was the house for me until I saw the photo of the horse's ass!"

Included: a ghost. Well, no, just half a ghost.

Half a ghost is better than a whole ghost, right?

Found by Sarah -- thank you!

(To see the rest of the listing, follow the link and then search for 08-746.)

I once bought a house that was THIS BIG

Congratulations! Does the fish come with the house?

(Thanks, LadyCiani!)

"nice little place dont have time to list first come first cash gets"

"nice place no better price priced to sell fast" says the listing.

"$435,000? In Nebraska?" says Mary the Nebraskan Realtor.

"That much would get you a nice one-bedroom toolshed around here" says me.

"Candle in the Wind" was probably playing in the background

Found by Kandi. One would think that the sellers would have taken at least one more-appealing photo in the past 11 years... but no.