KEEP OUT --no, not you! You, come in.

Nothing says "Buy this house and raise your children here!" like a big KEEP OUT sign in the window.

Open door slowly

It's a toilet! No, it's a doorway! No... according to Julia, who found this listing, this door is the only way into the sun room behind the toilet.

The listing's website is tricky to navigate, so I'll just toss this in here. It's from the same house, and I think it's great. Well, so long as those are the family's kids, it's great. Otherwise it's bizarre and creepy. Either way, though, is it really a selling point?

Squawk II

And in this room, we... what? Urr.

*brain explodes*

An old (very old) friend

April found this cabin for sale. Does it seem familiar? Why, yes! It's the same cabin as seen here, but with new, interior photos!

Tin foil? Radiators? Art? Please explain.

Found by Shelby, who was so intrigued by the listing's Kaczynskiness that she drove by. And then sensibly kept driving.

Update: the listing is gone. Sorry. You'll just have to use your imagination.

Special bendy house

Well, no wonder nobody wants to buy the house. It appears to violate the known laws of physics.

Excuse me, could you please scootch down... just a little... oh, never mind.

Watching commercials. In the middle of the day. On the floor. Sigh .