Can I offer you a glass of ice tea?

No, really, can I? I don't know.

Nothing says "Buy this house and raise your children here!" like a big KEEP OUT sign in the window.

It's a toilet! No, it's a doorway! No... according to Julia, who found this listing, this door is the only way into the sun room behind the toilet.
The listing's website is tricky to navigate, so I'll just toss this in here. It's from the same house, and I think it's great. Well, so long as those are the family's kids, it's great. Otherwise it's bizarre and creepy. Either way, though, is it really a selling point?

Found by Shelby, who was so intrigued by the listing's Kaczynskiness that she drove by. And then sensibly kept driving.
Update: the listing is gone. Sorry. You'll just have to use your imagination.

Well, no wonder nobody wants to buy the house. It appears to violate the known laws of physics.