Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"toilet installed, not to code"





So... is one of these toilets up to code, and one not? Or is the top one "before" and the bottom one "after"?

(From the same listing as the... um... ice tea, below.)

Can I offer you a glass of ice tea?



No, really, can I? I don't know.

KEEP OUT --no, not you! You, come in.



Nothing says "Buy this house and raise your children here!" like a big KEEP OUT sign in the window.

Open door slowly



It's a toilet! No, it's a doorway! No... according to Julia, who found this listing, this door is the only way into the sun room behind the toilet.

The listing's website is tricky to navigate, so I'll just toss this in here. It's from the same house, and I think it's great. Well, so long as those are the family's kids, it's great. Otherwise it's bizarre and creepy. Either way, though, is it really a selling point?

Squawk II



And in this room, we... what? Urr.

*brain explodes*

Monday, July 28, 2008

An old (very old) friend




April found this cabin for sale. Does it seem familiar? Why, yes! It's the same cabin as seen here, but with new, interior photos!

Tin foil? Radiators? Art? Please explain.



Found by Shelby, who was so intrigued by the listing's Kaczynskiness that she drove by. And then sensibly kept driving.

Update: the listing is gone. Sorry. You'll just have to use your imagination.