This house -- cheap, cheap, cheap! -- was found by Kandi, who writes: "We were going to get rid of all the cabinets, but then there would be no place for the range hood..." (She also points out that they have only one interior photo, and this is what they chose.)
"Dust it off"? Sure! A quick go-round with a Swiffer, that's all this house needs. (Found by Lauren -- thank you!)
"Don't mind the clutter inside," says Kandi, who found this...
"You'll be enjoying the outdoor views of the missile range!"
If I lived here, I would paint it to look like it was made out of Lego. No, wait! It reminds me more of this:
To be fair (boo, hiss) there's nothing wrong with the photo. It's the house that's so... intriguing. Thank you, Matt, for finding it.
So... is one of these toilets up to code, and one not? Or is the top one "before" and the bottom one "after"?
(From the same listing as the... um... ice tea, below.)
Nothing says "Buy this house and raise your children here!" like a big KEEP OUT sign in the window.
