Please don't fight

Oh, come on, chair. You know you and table were meant to be together. Whatever it was that happened -- can't you forgive and forget?

Oh, come on, chair. You know you and table were meant to be together. Whatever it was that happened -- can't you forgive and forget?

The boards on the floor go UP and down, UP and down, UP and down, the boards on the floor go UP and down...

Thanks to Seth for finding this rare architectural gem!
Solid foundation, mild fixer, good bones... oh, the bad jokes just write themselves.
UPDATE: They fixed it. But -- ha!

Found by Kat, who says "Because everyone, deep down, wants a ceilingless kitchen." Me, I think someone just couldn't stand the dropped ceiling ONE MORE DAY ARGH GET RID OF IT! There. Isn't that better?
She also points out that it is "VACANT CATEGORY 2," an intriguing description. Can houses be really vacant, kind of vacant, pretty vacant?
Roy found this house. Stone City!
Stone City!
Stone City!
Stone City!
(1979 Stone City flyer from ClevelandSGS)

Found by Kandi, whose theory is that the designer of this home is a big fan of Japanese game shows: