Poor Santa. Poor, poor Santa.

What do I know about chimneys? Nothing. So maybe this is all just fine. Maybe.

Not really my style.

It's okay to sell fixers -- but you really shouldn't call them "recently remodeled with newer kitchen and bath" if this is how they look. (Perhaps this shows the "termite damage in basement sill plates"?)

Pedal faster! Faster!

This is a joke, right? Right? Please? It looks like it's a photo of a photo. That's what I'm choosing to believe. (As to why it's in a real estate listing... well, who knows.)

Found by Jen -- thanks.

P.S. Yes, I know it's not real toilet in the house. That's not the point.

Please don't fight

Oh, come on, chair. You know you and table were meant to be together. Whatever it was that happened -- can't you forgive and forget?

Whee!

The boards on the floor go UP and down, UP and down, UP and down, the boards on the floor go UP and down...

No, gracias

Theresa found this "cute home" (as the listing says). How... cute?

There's no way this photo is staying up...

Thanks to Seth for finding this rare architectural gem!

Solid foundation, mild fixer, good bones... oh, the bad jokes just write themselves.

UPDATE: They fixed it. But -- ha!