Monday, August 4, 2008

It's housebuying time!



If you were going to have only two interior photos of a house you were trying to sell, would this be one of them?

(Found by Jamie, who used to live a few blocks away from the house and says the photo's a good fit for the neighborhood. So maybe it does make sense. Maybe.)

UPDATE: Sorry, that should be "house you were trying to rent," not "sell." ('Cause that changes everything?)

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Surprisingly helpful



Yes, this picture is blurry and oddly framed. Yet from this one photo alone I know that I'm not interesting in buying this house. Thanks!

Poor Santa. Poor, poor Santa.



What do I know about chimneys? Nothing. So maybe this is all just fine. Maybe.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Not really my style.



It's okay to sell fixers -- but you really shouldn't call them "recently remodeled with newer kitchen and bath" if this is how they look. (Perhaps this shows the "termite damage in basement sill plates"?)

Pedal faster! Faster!



This is a joke, right? Right? Please? It looks like it's a photo of a photo. That's what I'm choosing to believe. (As to why it's in a real estate listing... well, who knows.)

Found by Jen -- thanks.

P.S. Yes, I know it's not real toilet in the house. That's not the point.

Please don't fight



Oh, come on, chair. You know you and table were meant to be together. Whatever it was that happened -- can't you forgive and forget?

Whee!


The boards on the floor go UP and down, UP and down, UP and down, the boards on the floor go UP and down...