No more chairs jumping on the bed!

ONE little chair jumping on the bed
It fell off and BUMPED its head
Mama called the Realtor and the Realtor said
"No more furniture jumping on the bed!"

(Found by Dawn. Thanks!)

We're through the looking glass here, people

This house -- found by David -- features not only Special Bendy Walls, but also a sinkless faucet in the middle of the kitchen wall.

If you can teach your thirsty dog to turn the water on, great; if you can teach him to turn it back off again, even better.

Considering a career change? A new hobby?

Another of Anna's finds. Is this... a dental office?


Why yes, I believe it is. One the listing doesn't mention. One I don't think I'll be going to as a patient any time soon, thank you.

SOON I WILL RULE THE BASEMENT

Found by Anna, who says she can't even tell what it's of. I don't know why not -- it's clearly two robots (one shooting flames) fighting each other.

Telling, but not in a good way

What does this photo tell us about the house? That it has a floor? Perhaps that it's wired for electricity? That people have slept here?

(Found by Cynthia.)

My kids would love a treehouse

From Kate, who says it's "the perfect home for survivalists. Keep Britain green! Hack your way through the undergrowth to the bathroom! Potential buyers should bring own machete when attending viewing appointment."

Take out the trash

Take out the garbage can. Just take it out. Out of self respect, just take out the garbage can.

P.S. The flyswatter isn't such a great touch, either.