WHEEEE ooooh kjjjjj BING BING BING BING

Shame on both of you -- you're certainly old enough to know better! That's it, no more going online without supervision. You can come down when you're willing to behave.

Something fishy going on here

Found by Ellen, who says "these made my contacts pop out spontaneously."

Not just clogs and windmills

This just goes to show what an ignoramus I can be. Who knew that voodoo rooms are standard in Holland?

(Found by Sue.)

Well, hi

Well, hi! So you're the new owner, huh? Great, great. Look, I'm in the habit of having a barbeque here every weekend. You don't mind if I continue, do you? Do you? 'Cause yeah, technically I came with the house. Didn't you notice I was in the listing? Why else would be be in the listing, if I weren't included?

(Found by Anna, who points out that it comes on 37 acres of land. That's quite a deal, given the current real estate market.)

Another fish story

Mmm, sorry, no. I was going to buy the house, but the dead fish are just too small.

(Found by Dawn. If there are problems with the link, the MLS number is 68077.)

No more chairs jumping on the bed!

ONE little chair jumping on the bed
It fell off and BUMPED its head
Mama called the Realtor and the Realtor said
"No more furniture jumping on the bed!"

(Found by Dawn. Thanks!)

We're through the looking glass here, people

This house -- found by David -- features not only Special Bendy Walls, but also a sinkless faucet in the middle of the kitchen wall.

If you can teach your thirsty dog to turn the water on, great; if you can teach him to turn it back off again, even better.