This house, with its large lot and new cabinets, looks like it would be just fine... if it weren't for the giant exploding ball of plasma outside.
(I am intrigued by the photo below, but these people are practically my neighbors and I probably shouldn't say anything in case I run into them.)
Shame on both of you -- you're certainly old enough to know better! That's it, no more going online without supervision. You can come down when you're willing to behave.
Found by Ellen, who says "these made my contacts pop out spontaneously."
This just goes to show what an ignoramus I can be. Who knew that voodoo rooms are standard in Holland?
(Found by Sue.)
Well, hi! So you're the new owner, huh? Great, great. Look, I'm in the habit of having a barbeque here every weekend. You don't mind if I continue, do you? Do you? 'Cause yeah, technically I came with the house. Didn't you notice I was in the listing? Why else would be be in the listing, if I weren't included?
(Found by Anna, who points out that it comes on 37 acres of land. That's quite a deal, given the current real estate market.)
Mmm, sorry, no. I was going to buy the house, but the dead fish are just too small.
(Found by Dawn. If there are problems with the link, the MLS number is 68077.)
ONE little chair jumping on the bed
It fell off and BUMPED its head
Mama called the Realtor and the Realtor said
"No more furniture jumping on the bed!"
(Found by Dawn. Thanks!)
