STAY SEATED.

KEEP HANDS AND ARMS INSIDE THE HOUSE. YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS BENCH.

(We have Whitney to thank for finding this "Unique Yard Bence Constructed of Concrete.")

Looking for a house in Gotham City?

Now you're just messing with me.

More tentacles!

Is it tentacles in this photo Kelly found? Or is it, as she feared, a small child's legs dangling through the ceiling? There's only one way to find out: someone buy the house and report back, okay?

What'cha lookin' at?

The beer can on the toilet tank's a nice touch, but it's the lamp that really sets my mind wandering (and then running away, screaming).

(Found by Anna.)

There's been a terrible accident

Those poor deer! How did they break through the wall? And why isn't someone helping push them back out again?

(Found by Beth.)

What? They're dead, so what's the problem?

An anonymous poster pointed out I'd missed this in the WHEE BRRRONG BING BOONG BANG (or whatever I called it in a pathetic attempt to sound like a dial-up modem) post below. It's the kitchen. With the fogger still on the floor. Surrounded by dead bugs. At least I presume they're dead...

Where'd it go? How'd it get out? What was it?

On one hand: a clean bathroom, nice stager-style towels, plenty of sunlight.

On the other hand: A GIANT, OPEN CAGE.

(Found by Leah.)