"$53000 22 Hours 15 minutes Left On This Wholesale Price"

Hi! Um... I was just thinking of... you know... buying your house. Is that okay?

(Found by Mallory.)

For that homey "storage locker" feeling

This fixer looks like it could be quite nice -- but the seller seems to be going out of his way to show off its less desirable qualities. Unless, of course, these are actually the desirable qualities...

Found by Molly.

P.S. Why does this crack me up? "Centrally located and a 5 minute walk to the Town Marina, Library, K-12 school, Grocery store, gas station, Post Office and Canada."

Who needs a bathroom fan?

Wendy found this well-ventilated shower. It took me a minute to see what was wrong with it...

STAY SEATED.

KEEP HANDS AND ARMS INSIDE THE HOUSE. YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS BENCH.

(We have Whitney to thank for finding this "Unique Yard Bence Constructed of Concrete.")

Looking for a house in Gotham City?

Now you're just messing with me.

More tentacles!

Is it tentacles in this photo Kelly found? Or is it, as she feared, a small child's legs dangling through the ceiling? There's only one way to find out: someone buy the house and report back, okay?

What'cha lookin' at?

The beer can on the toilet tank's a nice touch, but it's the lamp that really sets my mind wandering (and then running away, screaming).

(Found by Anna.)