No, really, build your own home

Roy found this delightful home. I'm cheating, because the listing makes it clear that the house is under construction -- but I cannot resist the optimistic "Lounge and Kitchen."

Sincerely,
The Queen of Sheba

Build your own home

Mary the Nebraska Realtor found this... um... pile of bricks. Yay?

"$53000 22 Hours 15 minutes Left On This Wholesale Price"

Hi! Um... I was just thinking of... you know... buying your house. Is that okay?

(Found by Mallory.)

For that homey "storage locker" feeling

This fixer looks like it could be quite nice -- but the seller seems to be going out of his way to show off its less desirable qualities. Unless, of course, these are actually the desirable qualities...

Found by Molly.

P.S. Why does this crack me up? "Centrally located and a 5 minute walk to the Town Marina, Library, K-12 school, Grocery store, gas station, Post Office and Canada."

Who needs a bathroom fan?

Wendy found this well-ventilated shower. It took me a minute to see what was wrong with it...

STAY SEATED.

KEEP HANDS AND ARMS INSIDE THE HOUSE. YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS BENCH.

(We have Whitney to thank for finding this "Unique Yard Bence Constructed of Concrete.")

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Now you're just messing with me.