Avert your eyes, children!

I don't care what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes. But when people take photos of these activities and post them to the Internet where any child could see -- why, that's just going too far, darn it.

(Found by househunter Megan.)

Maybe you're not squinting hard enough

Found by Ellen, who says it's a "Magic Eye Poster, Real Estate Edition." The thing is, I've been to Sunnyside. It really looks like that.

The trouble with listings

Eeek! It's a giant Tribble! Power up the transporter!

Maybe a Wii Fit would be more appropriate

"Just you wait. As soon as I figure out how to lift weights with no opposable thumbs, I'm going to get so strong. And then I'll burst out of here. Watch out, Des Moines!"

A doomed romance

"But I love you, Stove! Why won't you come to my soft embrace?"

"It will never work, Sofa. I'm made of metal and my only goal in life is to get really hot. You're made of some weird fabric and highly flammable. I'm so sorry, but you have to go."

"4 Bedroom Rambler and 1 Bath - Needs some TLC"

...previous tenant was a giant pitcher of Kool-Aid.


The Kool-Aid isn't from the listing -- it's just illustrating the only explanation I can think of for that doorway.

Wood paneling, with wood paneling accents

I can see the appeal of having a room like this. I really can. I'm not sure why anyone needs two dartboards (dart machines?), and there's an antelope or something sticking its head through the wall, and that's a weird TV, but a game room really would be great. But -- as always -- we must ask: does this make the house more attractive to buyers? Was including this photo in the listing a good idea?

Um.