I believe I can fly

Go, bears, go! Fly as fast as your little wings can carry you!


Found by Ann.

There oughtn't to be clowns

Do you like clowns? No, you don't. Nobody likes clowns (except my friend Virginia, for some strange reason that probably has to do with her being raised by thespians). So a simple rule of thumb is this: When trying to make a house appealing to potential buyers, do not have the only interior photo be of clowns.

Found by M.

Oh, Chair, how could you?

What did the big rabbit ever do to you?


Found by Roy.


(Sob...)

Staging my e-mail

I just went through my in box and realized I have no idea what I've replied to. I appreciate all the suggestions you send -- thank you so much! If I didn't write back, I apologize. A computer problem earlier this week left things in chaos, but it should be straightened out soon.

Good boys! Good possessed boys!

When I think "Would I like to live in this house?" My first consideration is "Does it come with a man in shorts carrying a dog with glowing eyes?"


Hmmm. Maybe. But can you toss in a second dog with glowing eyes? Perhaps one that will block the way to the bathroom?


You can? Excellent! Sign me up.


Found by Mary the Nebraska Realtor.

Stock up on dairy creamer!

So Tommy Lee has a Starbucks in his basement. So what? Check out this house Emma found -- buy it, and you can have your very own Orange Julius!

I'll just get the kettle...

Well, sure, this garage is kind of a mess. But messy garages aren't that uncommon, so... Wait.

It's not the garage.

It's the kitchen.

Um... anyway, can I fix you a sandwich?