Sunday, August 24, 2008

One way to get rid of bedbugs (zzzap!)



Sue found this practical bit of furniture. Sure, it looks like a nice comfy bed, doesn't it? But look closely -- really closely -- wait, no, don't bother looking closely, just glance at it, because it's really freakin' obvious that it's a tanning bed. A tanning bed with a blankie and some comfy pillows.

Blessed are the homebuyers


I'm pretty certain Jesus is watching the TV.

Hell no, we won't go!



On one hand: this looks like a perfectly nice house. On the other hand: you'd have to evict the protest march of dolls, and they look feisty.


Found by Sonnjea.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

I believe I can fly



Go, bears, go! Fly as fast as your little wings can carry you!


Found by Ann.

There oughtn't to be clowns



Do you like clowns? No, you don't. Nobody likes clowns (except my friend Virginia, for some strange reason that probably has to do with her being raised by thespians). So a simple rule of thumb is this: When trying to make a house appealing to potential buyers, do not have the only interior photo be of clowns.

Found by M.

Oh, Chair, how could you?



What did the big rabbit ever do to you?


Found by Roy.


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Staging my e-mail

I just went through my in box and realized I have no idea what I've replied to. I appreciate all the suggestions you send -- thank you so much! If I didn't write back, I apologize. A computer problem earlier this week left things in chaos, but it should be straightened out soon.