Come dancing

Oh my, this one that Katie found is poignant. They used to have dances here: "This Was At One Time A Grand Old Place Now It Is Just A Lumber And Beams And Old Wood On 2 Lot In A Haunted Town."

Another way to get rid of bedbugs

Note: I am not saying that this house, found by Abbey, really had bedbugs. I'm sure there's some perfectly good reason for doing this to a bed that you're going to showcase in your listing. Like... ah...

(crickets)

One way to get rid of bedbugs (zzzap!)

Sue found this practical bit of furniture. Sure, it looks like a nice comfy bed, doesn't it? But look closely -- really closely -- wait, no, don't bother looking closely, just glance at it, because it's really freakin' obvious that it's a tanning bed. A tanning bed with a blankie and some comfy pillows.

Blessed are the homebuyers

I'm pretty certain Jesus is watching the TV.

Hell no, we won't go!

On one hand: this looks like a perfectly nice house. On the other hand: you'd have to evict the protest march of dolls, and they look feisty.


Found by Sonnjea.

I believe I can fly

Go, bears, go! Fly as fast as your little wings can carry you!


Found by Ann.

There oughtn't to be clowns

Do you like clowns? No, you don't. Nobody likes clowns (except my friend Virginia, for some strange reason that probably has to do with her being raised by thespians). So a simple rule of thumb is this: When trying to make a house appealing to potential buyers, do not have the only interior photo be of clowns.

Found by M.