Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Cabin fever



Kathleen found this house. Who wouldn't want to spend a long winter here, all cozy and snug?

Green light. Red light!



For families who really like playing Red Light, Green Light. Really like it. Perhaps at a professional level.

Monday, August 25, 2008

The floor mats, they do nothing


There seems to be an industrial-strength hallway runner here... protecting the carpet? From... from... from what, exactly? And for what optimistic reason?

(Found by Anna. If the link doesn't work, it's MLS 2549201.)

Down periscope



Dive, dive, dive!

How else could you see if the eggs are done?



If your stove doesn't have a range hood, where are you supposed to put the light? Huh? Answer me that, smartypants.

Just turn out the lights and leave the room



Julia found this explicit illustration of what your washer and dryer get up to when you're not home. Oh, the shame.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Look away, it's hideous



Congratulations, Anna! You have found the Most Foul Toilet Ever Featured in a Real Estate Listing! Your prize is one fuzzy toilet-seat cover (pick it up in Irvington at your leisure).


MLS 2506859, since I can't get a link that works. But you might be happier that way, really.