Cabin fever

Kathleen found this house. Who wouldn't want to spend a long winter here, all cozy and snug?

Kathleen found this house. Who wouldn't want to spend a long winter here, all cozy and snug?

For families who really like playing Red Light, Green Light. Really like it. Perhaps at a professional level.

There seems to be an industrial-strength hallway runner here... protecting the carpet? From... from... from what, exactly? And for what optimistic reason?
(Found by Anna. If the link doesn't work, it's MLS 2549201.)

If your stove doesn't have a range hood, where are you supposed to put the light? Huh? Answer me that, smartypants.

Julia found this explicit illustration of what your washer and dryer get up to when you're not home. Oh, the shame.