Flush at your own risk

This bold bit of decorating was found by Jeremy, who suspects that there was a murder in the toilet. We've all had roommates like that.

Cabin fever

Kathleen found this house. Who wouldn't want to spend a long winter here, all cozy and snug?

Green light. Red light!

For families who really like playing Red Light, Green Light. Really like it. Perhaps at a professional level.

The floor mats, they do nothing

There seems to be an industrial-strength hallway runner here... protecting the carpet? From... from... from what, exactly? And for what optimistic reason?

(Found by Anna. If the link doesn't work, it's MLS 2549201.)

Down periscope

Dive, dive, dive!

How else could you see if the eggs are done?

If your stove doesn't have a range hood, where are you supposed to put the light? Huh? Answer me that, smartypants.

Just turn out the lights and leave the room

Julia found this explicit illustration of what your washer and dryer get up to when you're not home. Oh, the shame.