Sho I said, ish YOUR house, YOU get out

I'd be on the floor from drinking all that, too.

Sweet dreams

Good night, sleep tight, be prepared to be attacked by hordes of bedbugs, see you in the morning!

Doggy, paddle

Seth found this happy dog. For just $16,900,000 it isn't really worth getting Rex out of the pool, is it? I know my cat required a deposit of 18 mil before he'd stop scratching the sofa.

Helloooo down there

Look, I have small children myself. I know how annoying they can be. But really -- and you might want to check your county's laws about this, but I'm pretty certain it's true nationally -- you're not allowed to keep them at the bottom of a mine shaft.

Found by Teresa.

Pots pots pots pots

These charming pots were found by Roy. "Big pots, little pots, flying pots," he says. "Pots on parade."

Pots!


(I really do sort of like the pots. I do not know why.)

Self-cleaning basement

No need to mop! Let our amazing new basement technology clean itself! Rinses automatically. Over and over and over again.

Thanks to Paula for this basement with a babbling brook. (Is that seaweed on the walls?)

How the Master Control Program stays fresh and clean

This is where they made pitstops while filming this scene: